List of stuff white people like

• Funny or Ironic Tattoos
• Taking a Year Off
• Ugly Sweater Parties
• Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
• Promising to Learn a New Language
• America
• Halloween
• Pea Coats
• Hummus
• Frisbee Sports
• Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
• Self Aware Hip Hop References
• Facebook
• Girls with Bangs
• Sweaters
• Being Offended
• Bumper Stickers
• Grammar
• The Ivy League
• Scarves
• Rugby
• Free Healthcare
• Music Piracy
• San Francisco
• Dinner Parties
• St. Patrick’s Day
• Having Gay Friends
• Shorts
• T-Shirts
• Bad Memories of High School
• Graduate School
• Modern Furniture
• Bottles of Water
• Threatening to Move to Canada
• Being the only white person around
• Difficult Breakups
• Standing Still at Concerts
• Recycling
• Expensive Sandwiches
• Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
• Bicycles
• Dogs
• Living by the Water
• Irony
• Public Radio
• Netflix
• Marijuana
• Vegan/Vegetarianism
• Snowboarding
• Not having a TV
• Having Two Last Names
• Traveling
• Awareness
• Hating their Parents
• Yoga
• Having Black Friends
• Tea
• Asian Girls
• Making you feel bad about not going outside
• Organic Food
• Religions their parents don’t belong to
• Coffee

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